Thoughts and Other Ramblings

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

n0bin00dle:

Walk up in the club like that’s my horse

skippractice:

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

(Source: nishlo)

hamsterloki:

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

 

higavy:

gthorndal:

if there’s a job where i can play video games and not wear pants i want it

This too!

(Source: tylerly)