do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
so just a few more decades and we’ll have swastika rides
(Source: lnternetporn)
So now there’s a chip
based on the taco
based on the chip
based on the taco.
What is this world coming to?
we need to go deeper
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
if there’s a job where i can play video games and not wear pants i want it
This too!

(Source: tylerly)